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A Thorki Poem


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Thor
Characters: Loki, Thor
Tags: Crack/Humor, Family, Incest, M/M, Parody, Poetry, PWP/Smut
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Loki had a little [redacted].

Snow White


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Drug Use, Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Explicit Language*, Explicit Sexual Content*, Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Tokirella


Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fairy Tale, Family, Friendship, Gen, Horror, Humor, Language, Magic and Sorcery, Monsters, Parody, Past Abuse, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: The classic rags-to-riches fairytale gets a heavy metal makeover.

Skwisfrogg


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Supernatural
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content*, Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Dethlove


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Link and the Vampires' Teabags


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Link, Sheik
Tags: Crack/Humor, Fantasy, Humor, Language, M/M, Moldy Oldie, Parody, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) Link has a strange medical problem that only gets worse when he reaches sexual maturity... Sheik/Link

The Night Before Talpa Invaded Japan


Rated: General
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cye Maury, Kento Rei Fuan, Mia Koji, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier, Talpa
Tags: Crack/Humor, Humor, Parody, Poetry
Warnings: Old Work*
Summary: Like The Night Before Christmas, only stupider.

Because I Got High


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Rowen Hashiba
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Language, Moldy Oldie, Parody, Sexual Content, Songfic
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Rowen's life spirals out of control because of his marijuana addiction.

Bitanic


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Catherine Bloom, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Tags: Crack/Humor, Friends to Lovers, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Explicit Language*, Explicit Sexual Content*, Old Work*
Summary: Gundam Wing meets Titanic and explodes, killing dozens. 2x1, 3x4.

Little Red Riding Hood


Rated: Teen
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Old Work*
Summary: Duo takes a walk with Heero one night. Songfic, 2x1.

You Oughta Know


Rated: Teen
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Tags: Crack/Humor, M/M, Moldy Oldie, Parody, Songfic
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: An IM conversation between Heero and Duo. Relena-bashing. 1x2

Skin Change


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