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Skwisgaar Skwigelf




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Fishes


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Humor
Warnings: Explicit Language*
Summary: Nathan is totally not jealous when Skwisgaar and Toki start sleeping with each other.

Holy Night


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Angst, Drug Use, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar is haunted by a dream that seems to be pulling him into a hazardous triangle of something he fears to be love. S/T.

Snow White


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Drug Use, Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

In Other Words


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content*
Summary: Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T.

Makes Perfect


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Tags: PWP/Smut
Warnings: Explicit Language*, Explicit Sexual Content*
Summary: Coach Nathan keeps Skwisgaar after rehearsal for a little extra practice… N/S.

Small Favor


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Tags: PWP/Smut
Warnings: Explicit Language*, Explicit Sexual Content*
Summary: Skwisgaar desperately needs something that only Nathan, it seems, can give him. N/S.

In Sickness & In Health


Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Summary: Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears


Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Explicit Language*, Explicit Sexual Content*, Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Tokirella


Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fairy Tale, Family, Friendship, Gen, Horror, Humor, Language, Magic and Sorcery, Monsters, Parody, Past Abuse, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: The classic rags-to-riches fairytale gets a heavy metal makeover.

Skwisfrogg


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Supernatural
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content*, Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Dethlove


Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Skin Change


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