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Stories

Fishes

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Ficlet, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Humor, Language, M/M, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Nathan is totally not jealous when Skwisgaar and Toki start sleeping with each other.

Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011 Words: 2,649 Chapters: 1 Comments: 1 Hits: 1,853

Holy Night

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Angst, Drug Use, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar is haunted by a dream that seems to be pulling him into a hazardous triangle of something he fears to be love. S/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 16,485 Chapters: 3 Comments: 0 Hits: 7,491

Snow White

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Drug Use, Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 17,853 Chapters: 4 Comments: 0 Hits: 3,892

In Other Words

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Language, M/M, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 3,981 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,534

Points of Authority

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Darkfic, Dubious Consent, Horror, M/M, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: Toki is caught having sex with random Mordhaus employees, but this is only a symptom of the true problem. CFO/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 2,280 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 708

Makes Perfect

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Tags: Language, M/M, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Coach Nathan keeps Skwisgaar after rehearsal for a little extra practice… N/S.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 2,603 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 601

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Tags: Language, M/M, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Skwisgaar desperately needs something that only Nathan, it seems, can give him. N/S.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 2,394 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 643

In Sickness & In Health

Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Tags: Friendship, Gen, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Language, Sexual Content
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Summary: Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 5,128 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 15,032

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears

Rated: Explicit
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Alternate Universe, Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Language, M/M, Parody, PWP/Smut, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 3,116 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 662

Tokirella

Rated: Teen
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Foster Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Alternate Universe, Angst, Fairy Tale, Family, Friendship, Gen, Horror, Humor, Language, Magic and Sorcery, Monsters, Parody, Past Abuse, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: The classic rags-to-riches fairytale gets a heavy metal makeover.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 8,419 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 8,367

Skwisfrogg

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Fairy Tale, Humor, M/M, Parody, Sexual Content, Supernatural
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Published: 07 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 4,505 Chapters: 1 Comments: 0 Hits: 1,694

Dethlove

Rated: Mature
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Tags: Crack/Humor, Drug Use, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Sexual Content
Warnings: Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Published: 07 Oct 2006 Updated: 07 Oct 2010 Words: 35,737 Chapters: 9 Comments: 1 Hits: 23,558