Stories

Fishes


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Explicit Language
Summary: Nathan is totally not jealous when Skwisgaar and Toki start sleeping with each other.

Holy Night


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Drug Use, Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar is haunted by a dream that seems to be pulling him into a hazardous triangle of something he fears to be love. S/T.

Snow White


Rated: E
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Offdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: Fairy Tale, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Drug Use, Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence
Summary: Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

In Other Words


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T.

Points of Authority


Rated: E
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Charles Offdensen, Toki Wartooth
Genre: Darkfic, PWP/Smut
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence
Summary: Toki is caught having sex with random Mordhaus employees, but this is only a symptom of the true problem. CFO/T.

Makes Perfect


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Genre: PWP/Smut
Warnings: Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Coach Nathan keeps Skwisgaar after rehearsal for a little extra practice… N/S.

Small Favor


Rated: E
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Genre: PWP/Smut
Warnings: Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content
Summary: Skwisgaar desperately needs something that only Nathan, it seems, can give him. N/S.

In Sickness & In Health


Rated: T
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: None
Summary: Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears


Rated: E
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: Crack/Humor, Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody
Warnings: Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence, Rape/Non-con
Summary: A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Skwisfrogg


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: Fairy Tale, Humor, Parody, Supernatural
Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence
Summary: A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Dethlove


Rated: M
Fandom: Metalocalypse
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Genre: Crack/Humor, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort, Parody
Warnings: Drug Use, Explicit Sexual Content, Graphic Violence
Summary: After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.
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