It was the duty of every member of the military to watch that film, by order of the Surgeon General of the United States. “It might just save your life,” the voiceover declared emphatically.
SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES! roared the title screen.
Winters shrank down in his chair, his cheeks burning hotly. Nixon took a sip from his flask and smirked.
The film was disgustingly graphic, boldly parading images of male genitalia afflicted with syphilis and herpes and various other forms of crotch rot. And thanks to Luz’s hilariously obscene commentary, the laughter almost blew out the sides of the tent.
In Sickness & In Health Rated: T (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.
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