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An Amusing Account of Angelic Addiction • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: In the days when angels walked the earth with clubs and demons dressed as conquistadors comes a tale of overseas adventures, rioting pirates, and the true story behind the history of chocolate.

Cutting the Mustard • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: An actual essay I wrote for my English 1101 class in college. (I made an A.)

Demon Days • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: (Ghost Rider) Gressil, Wallow and Abigor wonder how they're going to manage without Blackheart there to slap them around.

Dethlove • Reviews: 1


Rated: M
Summary: (Metalocalypse) After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Greased • Reviews: 0


Rated: M
Summary: Lewis Nixon. Dick Winters. A tin of gun grease. I don't think I have to say anything else. Winters/Nixon.

Greased 2 • Reviews: 0


Rated: M
Summary: A sequel/alternate ending to Greased. What if first platoon did bust in on Dick and Lew while they were doing naughty things?

Hypothermically Speaking • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: It's cold in Bastogne. Prompt: misery.

If We Couldn’t Laugh, We’d All Go Insane • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: Luz is the Easy Company comedian. Prompts: left, camouflage.

In Sickness & In Health • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

It Just Don't Pay • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: It ain't easy being a Warlord, or a Ronin for that matter.

Just a Typical, Everyday Conversation • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: Luz picks all the good topics. Prompt: gay sex.

Orb My God! • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: Sage accidentally swallows his armor orb and his idiot friends try to "help" him.

Out With A Bang • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Lewis Nixon's Yale days. Prompt: antidisestablishmentarianism.

Skwisfrogg • Reviews: 0


Rated: M
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Snotsicles • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Hastur and Ligur are left out in the cold.

The Ballad of Angus MacGregor • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Cye's cousin Angus comes to visit. Bad things happen.

The Bard of Haguenau • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Everyone's a critic. Prompt: tomorrow.

The Odd Couple • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: When Sage is tossed out of his parents' house, Kento is the only person who can take Sage in. Unfortunately, they're complete opposites.

The Vacation Fic • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: Trowa wins a free vacation for five in a box of cereal, and everything pretty much goes to hell from there. Booze, barf, spiders, sunburn, slapstick, toilet humor and other crazy, crude shenanigans ensue.

The Warlords Next Door • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: Things were just getting back to normal, then the Warlords move in next door to the Ronins.

Tokirella • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: (Metalocalypse) The classic rags-to-riches fairytale gets a heavy metal makeover.

Wedlocked • Reviews: 2


Rated: T+
Summary: (Ghost Rider) Johnny wakes up after a long "coma" to find out he's married to the Prince of Hell...and also a soon-to-be father. DISCONTINUED.

You Don’t Mess With an English Major • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: The first and last fight anyone picked with David Webster was Saturday night, May 22, 1943. Prompts: clash, teeth, speeches, rage, pain, victory, spine. STRONG LANGUAGE.

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Rated: T+
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