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A Bat Out Of Hell • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Aziraphale has a serious problem when bats take up residence in the attic of his bookshop.

A Long Walk Off a Short Pier • Reviews: 1


Rated: K+
Summary: A coda to the lake scene in "Points". Prompt: swimming.

A Reasonable Explanation • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: As reasonable as being abducted by aliens can get.

Advice From A Math-Challenged Kid • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: A poem I wrote in my mid-teens about how much I hated algebra.

An Amusing Account of Angelic Addiction • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: In the days when angels walked the earth with clubs and demons dressed as conquistadors comes a tale of overseas adventures, rioting pirates, and the true story behind the history of chocolate.

And a Nice Chianti • Reviews: 1


Rated: K+
Summary: Alex sure does meet some interesting criminals... Prompt: organs

And It Burns, Burns, Burns • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: If love was a flame, Webster was in Hell. Prompt: fire.

Can and Can-not • Reviews: 0


Rated: K
Summary: Why Dick has trouble with cans. Prompt: pet.

Cutting the Mustard • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: An actual essay I wrote for my English 1101 class in college. (I made an A.)

Demon Days • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Gressil, Wallow and Abigor wonder how they're going to manage without Blackheart there to slap them around.

Flies Spread Disease • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Brought to you by the United States Surgeon General. Prompt: film.

For Whom the Bell Tolls • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: A sniper has Winters and Nixon in his sights. Based on actual historical events. Prompt: bells.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears • Reviews: 0


Rated: M
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Greased • Reviews: 0


Rated: M
Summary: Lewis Nixon. Dick Winters. A tin of gun grease. I don't think I have to say anything else. Winters/Nixon.

He Don’t Like the Drugs • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: Webster refused drugs. Prompts: labor, hell.

Heart • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: (Van Helsing) Carl gives Van Helsing a gift from the heart...

Hell Of A Night • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: Crowley gets pranked at a Halloween party in 1913.

Hey Jealousy • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: Nixon can be a jealous man. Prompt: flags.

Hot Days, Wild Knights • Reviews: 1


Rated: T
Summary: MI6 sends Alex to the Medieval Faire in Glasgow, Scotland...in drag.

Hypothermically Speaking • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: It's cold in Bastogne. Prompt: misery.

If We Couldn’t Laugh, We’d All Go Insane • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: Luz is the Easy Company comedian. Prompts: left, camouflage.

In Sickness & In Health • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

It Just Don't Pay • Reviews: 0


Rated: T
Summary: It ain't easy being a Warlord, or a Ronin for that matter.

Jump School • Reviews: 0


Rated: K+
Summary: Malarkey and Muck on their first jump. Prompt: flight.

Just a Typical, Everyday Conversation • Reviews: 0


Rated: T+
Summary: Luz picks all the good topics. Prompt: gay sex.

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