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A Slashy Bedtime Prayer

Rated: G
Fandom: Original
Characters: None
Summary: All slash fans should recite this before they go to bed.

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

Rated: T
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: David Webster, Ron Speirs
Summary: If love was a flame, Webster was in Hell. Prompt: fire.

Because I Got High

Rated: M
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Rowen Hashiba
Summary: Rowen's life spirals out of control because of his marijuana addiction.

Bitanic

Rated: M
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Catherine Bloom, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Summary: Gundam Wing meets Titanic and explodes, killing dozens. 2x1, 3x4.

Demon Days

Rated: T
Fandom: Ghost Rider
Characters: Abigor, Blackheart, Gressil, Wallow
Summary: Gressil, Wallow and Abigor wonder how they're going to manage without Blackheart there to slap them around.

Dethlove

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Going Nuts

Rated: T
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cye Maury, Kento Rei Fuan, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier
Summary: The Ronins go to therapy.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Greased 2

Rated: M
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Easy Company
Summary: A sequel/alternate ending to Greased. What if first platoon did bust in on Dick and Lew while they were doing naughty things?

He Don’t Like the Drugs

Rated: G
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: David Webster, Joe Liebgott
Summary: Webster refused drugs. Prompts: labor, hell.

I'll Be Watching You

Rated: T
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Summary: Duo's getting stalked on the internet and IMs Heero for help. Hilde-bashing. 1x2

If We Couldn’t Laugh, We’d All Go Insane

Rated: G
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Carwood Lipton, Easy Company, Frank Perconte, George Luz, Skip Muck
Summary: Luz is the Easy Company comedian. Prompts: left, camouflage.

It Just Don't Pay

Rated: T
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Anubis, Cale, Cye Maury, Dais, Kayura, Sage Datier, Sekhmet, Talpa
Summary: It ain't easy being a Warlord, or a Ronin for that matter.

Just a Typical, Everyday Conversation

Rated: T
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Bull Randleman, Donald Malarkey, Floyd Talbert, George Luz, Johnny Martin
Summary: Luz picks all the good topics. Prompt: gay sex.

Kaputt in Kaprun

Rated: G
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Dick Winters, Easy Company, Lewis Nixon
Summary: Easy was bored. And when Easy got bored, people got hurt. Prompt: cloud.

Kill Some Ants

Rated: T
Fandom: Original
Characters: None
Summary: Because, really, they need to die.

Light As Heir

Rated: T
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Summary: Quatre takes on the responsibility of continuing the Winner family line. Mpreg, 3x4.

Lit Up

Rated: M
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom
Summary: Trowa and Quatre do drugs, then do each other. 3x4

Mistaken Identity

Rated: M
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: George Luz, Lewis Nixon
Summary: George Luz's mimicry gets him into serious trouble one night. Prompts: fruit, imitation, swear.

Mr Wonderful

Rated: M
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Summary: Duo tries to cook something and ends up in Heero's pants. Outrageously awful story. Songfic, 1x2, 3x4x5.

Orb My God!

Rated: T
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cye Maury, Kento Rei Fuan, Mia Koji, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier
Summary: Sage accidentally swallows his armor orb and his idiot friends try to "help" him.

Out With A Bang

Rated: T
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Lewis Nixon
Summary: Lewis Nixon's Yale days. Prompt: antidisestablishmentarianism.

Pretty in Pink

Rated: G
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: David Webster, Joe Liebgott
Summary: “So whadda ya gonna do after ya graduate?” Prompt: pointe shoes.

Raspberry Whiplash

Rated: M
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Summary: Trowa accidentally breaks Duo's arm for making fun of his shorts. The rest of the story's just as crazy and pointless.

Right In Der Führer’s Face

Rated: G
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Characters: Carwood Lipton, Dick Winters, Harry Welsh, Lewis Nixon, Ron Speirs
Summary: The officers of Easy play a little dress-up. Prompts: emerge, boots, official.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit
Rated: E
Yassen tries to preserve Alex's innocence...and fails.

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