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A Slashy Bedtime Prayer

Rated: G
Fandom: Original
Characters: None
Summary: All slash fans should recite this before they go to bed.

Because I Got High

Rated: M
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Rowen Hashiba
Summary: Rowen's life spirals out of control because of his marijuana addiction.

Bitanic

Rated: M
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Catherine Bloom, Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy, Quatre Raberba Winner, Trowa Barton/Triton Bloom, Wufei Chang
Summary: Gundam Wing meets Titanic and explodes, killing dozens. 2x1, 3x4.

Dethlove

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Kill Some Ants

Rated: T
Fandom: Original
Characters: None
Summary: Because, really, they need to die.

Little Red Riding Hood

Rated: T
Fandom: Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Heero Yuy
Summary: Duo takes a walk with Heero one night. Songfic, 2x1.

Skwisfrogg

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Snow White

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Charles Foster Ofdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

The Night Before Talpa Invaded Japan

Rated: G
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cye Maury, Kento Rei Fuan, Mia Koji, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier, Talpa
Summary: Like The Night Before Christmas, only stupider.

The Warlords Next Door

Rated: T
Fandom: Ronin Warriors
Characters: Cale, Cye Maury, Dais, Kento Rei Fuan, Rowen Hashiba, Ryo Sanada, Sage Datier, Sekhmet
Summary: Things were just getting back to normal, then the Warlords move in next door to the Ronins.

Tokirella

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) The classic rags-to-riches fairytale gets a heavy metal makeover.

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