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A Boys' Game

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Billy the Kid, Dave Rudabaugh, Josť Chavez
Summary: (Young Guns II) Dave is trapped in a one-sided, unhealthy relationship with Billy, but discovers an unlikely companion in the half-breed Indian he once hated. Dave/Billy, Chavez/Dave.

Axiom of Grace

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Boromir, elves, Legolas
Summary: (Lord of the Rings) Coldness and distrust runs deep between Boromir of Gondor and Legolas of Mirkwood; and it isn't until the Elf saves the man from death that the two discover much deeper feelings are running between them.

Before the Vampires

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Michael Emerson, Sam Emerson
Summary: (The Lost Boys) Sam misses the old days with Michael.

Dethlove

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) After Toki suffers a debilitating accident feeding the rats one Saturday, Nathan's life will never be the same again. N/T.

Father

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Anna Valerious, The Brides, Velkan Valerious, Vladislaus Dracula
Summary: (Van Helsing) Dracula visits the Valerious family the night their son Velkan is born, and claims him as his own. Throughout the years, the vampire manipulates & torments the gypsy prince, destroying the Valerious family.

Fishes

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Nathan is totally not jealous when Skwisgaar and Toki start sleeping with each other.

Goldiskwiss & the Three Bears

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A dumb blond is guilty of breaking and entering into the wrong damn house. N/S, T/S, M/S.

Good Medicine

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Azeem Bakir, Robin Hood, Will Scarlet
Summary: (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves) After Robin puts an arrow through Will's hand, the young outlaw must come to terms with even deeper wounds that have been inflicted upon him by the Locksley family.

Heart

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Carl the Friar, Gabriel Van Helsing
Summary: (Van Helsing) Carl gives Van Helsing a gift from the heart.

Holy Night

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar is haunted by a dream that seems to be pulling him into a hazardous triangle of something he fears to be love. S/T.

I Want to Believe

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Billy Hargrove, Maxine Mayfield, Steve Harrington
Summary: (Stranger Things) Steve Harrington catches Billy Hargrove trying to leave a note on his car on New Year's Eve, which leads to some interesting developments in their relationship (or lack thereof) with each other. (Eventual Billy/Steve)

In Other Words

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Credit cards. Teenagers. Mopeds. Mustard. And another word for hate. S/T.

In Sickness & In Health

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar gets the flu, and Toki takes it upon himself to “cure” him.

Luna Amour

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Carl the Friar, Gabriel Van Helsing
Summary: (Van Helsing) Upon returning to the Vatican, Van Helsing discovers that he did not leave Romania empty handed; he brought a disease back with him that is endangering the lives of everyone around him, and only Carl can help him find an antidote. Gabriel/Carl.

Makes Perfect

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Coach Nathan keeps Skwisgaar after rehearsal for a little extra practice… N/S.

Montana Nights

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Alan Grant, Billy Brennan
Summary: (Jurassic Park 3) Grant is called back to the fire. Alan/Billy.

Once Upon A Shire

Rated: G
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Merry, Pippin
Summary: (Lord of the Rings) Things are not all smiles and mushrooms when Meriadoc Brandybuck meets the newest member of the Took family. DISCONTINUED.

Points of Authority

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Charles Foster Ofdensen, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Toki is caught having sex with random Mordhaus employees, but this is only a symptom of the true problem. CFO/T.

Skwisfrogg

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) A spoiled brat named Toki meets a talking frog, and the rest is hysteria. T/S.

Small Favor

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Nathan Explosion, Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar desperately needs something that only Nathan, it seems, can give him. N/S.

Snow White

Rated: E
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Charles Foster Ofdensen, Nathan Explosion, Pickles the Drummer, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth
Summary: (Metalocalypse) Skwisgaar was the son of the Cocaine Queen of Los Angeles, but his brand new stepfather wants him dead. P/S.

Soul Shadow (2004)

Rated: M
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Dark Link, Link, Malon, Navi, Sheik, Zelda
Summary: (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. Something is out there, a shadow and a whisper of a vague and distant memory...

Soul Shadow (2015)

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Dark Link, Link, Malon, Navi, Sheik, Zelda
Summary: (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) A major rewrite of my 10 year-old fic by the same title. Link returns to his childhood and grows up peacefully in Kokiri. But as time catches up to him, it is soon made clear that not all is well. A trace of Ganondorf's evil still remains, and now it's endangering the future of the entire world...

The Baptism of Will Scarlet

Rated: G
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Robin Hood, Will Scarlet
Summary: (Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves) With Nottingham finally at peace again, Will is officially inducted into the Locksley family.

The Very Least

Rated: T
Fandom: Other Fandoms
Characters: Alan Grant, Billy Brennan
Summary: (Jurassic Park 3) Grant faces his guilt in a San Jose hospital. Alan/Billy.

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Sex and Candy
Rated: T
Nixon finds his new favorite flavor. Prompt: chocolate.

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